Friday, 21 September 2012

The Week That Was, May 2007

In light of all that is unrolling across the nation today, I thought it might be appropriate to repost something that I wrote back in 2006, following on from three days of rioting after firing at a political rally. 

So why this piece, then? I guess it is to a large extent a damning indictment of myself and all other of the "comfortable classes", who are nicely bundled up in front of their computers, tablets and televisions right now, bemoaning the lack of cellular signals, thanking the Lord for BBM and Whatsapp and wondering whether Chairman Mao will be delivering tonight. 

Shame on us all, just as much as there is shame on the idiots who tried to set fire to the Peshawar Chamber of Commerce building. We will continue to live our insignificant little lives as idiots burn this nation to the ground. And all this while, the one being heralded as the Messiah of the Day addresses a political rally flanked by flags of various right wing Islamist parties. 

People keep saying that the life of the Prophet is an example for all of us on how to lead our lives. Well, as far as I am aware, he did not react with violence to offences being committed about his person while he was alive. neither should we. But react we must, for if we don't then it is inevitable that Karachi will turn into another Mogadishu. And we will adjust to that too.

Adjust. How I hate that word. 
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Talk about being out of touch with the man on the street.

The whole city was burning and here I was, catching up on my beauty sleep – at least I was not playing the fiddle, or whatever else Nero was alleged to have been up to, that misunderstood genius.

I have to admit though, that in theory I am extremely well-placed to comment on the latest head-rearing of violence in this fairly fair city, live as I do about 500 yards from the offices of a television channel that was besieged by a baying mob in all their gun-wielding, tyre-burning fury. But I have to admit that as I watched the drama unfold literally down the road from my apartment, I felt a strange disconnect; it was as if the pictures on television had nothing to do with the real world.

I have as much of a political conscience as the next guy, provided that the next guy has less political conscience than a newt. Actually, that my not necessarily be true. I don’t know how politically aware newts are. I do, however, have my own opinions, and they may not necessarily be based on what the talking heads on the many news channels, or the editors of the literary-minded publications have to say. I have certainly been living in this city for enough time to know exactly what event is going to spark what kind of backlash and what spin the various parties involved will put on the events.

So in one way I was not at all surprised at the events of this Saturday past. If anything, I was relieved that the events were not a lot uglier than they did get, and that the worst case scenario, of pitched battles along ethnic, not political, lines that could easily have taken place given the alarming amount of munitions floating around the city did not materialize to the extent that they could have. Although in time my worst fears do appear to be getting more and more likely; something I am praying subsides as quickly as possible.

And I do take strong exception to suggestions from some quarters that bemoan the inability of the residents of this city, or nation, as the case may be, to protest peacefully. I was in England when the anti-globalisation protests there got extremely ugly, and most of us remember the scenes from Seattle a few years ago. Not to mention the annual free-for-all that is the marching season in Northern Ireland. Although we do have a long way to go in terms of allowing people the right to protest, whatever their opinion, we must remember that outbreaks of violence at such occasions are not a problem limited to Pakistan.

And it must be said that some of the reporting on view at the various channels was pretty farcical. A case in point: a correspondent on one of the channels was reporting from the site of a recently-concluded gun battle near a bridge, and all that the anchor seemed interested in was whether the said correspondent was on top of the bridge, or underneath it! And on another channel, a high-ranking government official was dragged over hot coals – not for the content of his report to the press, but for the fact that a large portion of it was in English! I can only assume that either his report had nothing which could be held open to criticism, or that the correspondent found himself unable to decipher his heathen code. Yet another anchor referred to the 9mm handguns and Soviet vintage AK-47s as “the latest weaponry”; I guess he has not really kept up with the crime statistics of the city since about 1990, or maybe this says more about the Karachi mindset – we have been through a lot in the bad old days of the late 1980s and early 1990s, and the sight of a ‘TT’ does not even shock one when someone in the motorcycle next to you at a traffic signal is carrying one casually in his hand much like a mobile phone (this really happened to me a couple of weeks ago).

It is amazing though how the residents of this city manage to find silver linings in the unlikeliest places. One of the ways in which this manifested itself was that many people I have met remarked that, due to the trouble causing many offices and factories to remain closed, there was enough electricity for residential consumers to get by. Hence, in this city that it seems faces a perpetual electricity shortage, there was a spell of 72 hours in which most parts of town faced zero load shedding. A case of being thankful for small mercies?

A more likely explanation, though, is that the KESC staff responsible for switching off the power to various parts of the city could not make it in to work, to operate the said controls. The picture in my mind is a mixture of a console akin to that operated by Homer Simpson at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, and an elaborate command and control measures, complete with a briefcase of localities and outage times and timings, referred to by insiders as the ‘electrical football’.

The rumor mills, too, have been working overtime this past week. If the fruit seller is to be believed, the military is about to roll into town to take over proceedings. However, the same fruit seller did tell me on the best authority the day before that the bridge I drove across to work this morning had been blown up by miscreants, so I am not sure if his source, the vegetable seller, is all that reliable.

Maybe it is true that watching fictional violent images on television makes one immune to the real thing when broadcast on the same media, or maybe it is that things in this city have been a lot worse in the dark days of the 1980s/1990s. Either way, my abiding memory from this past inglorious week was not a scene of murder or mayhem, but this: on Friday night, at a local dessert joint that is normally the haunt of teens which too much time and money on their hands, there was barely enough room to stand as families packed in to take advantage of the impromptu extended weekend to grab a scoop of late night ice cream.

Perhaps the residents of this former city of lights, now a city of electricity shortages, are just increasingly fatalistic. Perhaps they grab any slice of pleasure where they can. Or, more worryingly, perhaps the gap between the two sides of the bridge is so great that events on the wrong side of the tracks do not even register on the radar of the blessed.

Originally published in The Friday Times, June 2007

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